Problems with women

  • Me: I feel like you can be really defensive.
  • Her: I'm not defensive.
  • Me: I'm just saying how I'mm feeling maybe I'm wrong.
  • Her: You are.

barackfuckingobama:

Day 9: My family still hasn’t noticed that household items have become involved with the Avengers Initiative. 

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Can South Florida get cold or….

lumpyspaceparra:

Apparently, we’re supposed to have a Winter this year! *crosses fingers*

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doctorduke:

davidtennant-ismydivision:

neurosciencestuff:

A 12-year-old schoolgirl has been accepted into Mensa after discovering she is brainier than both Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.
Olivia Manning, from Liverpool, managed to get a whopping score in an IQ test of 162 - well above the 100 average.
Her score is not only two points better than genius German physicist Einstein and Professor Stephen Hawking, but puts her in the top one per cent of intelligent people in the world.

What am I doing with my life

You go girl 
You motherfucking go
see you did something with your smarts, therefore you and only you are entitled to your opinion

doctorduke:

davidtennant-ismydivision:

neurosciencestuff:

A 12-year-old schoolgirl has been accepted into Mensa after discovering she is brainier than both Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.

Olivia Manning, from Liverpool, managed to get a whopping score in an IQ test of 162 - well above the 100 average.

Her score is not only two points better than genius German physicist Einstein and Professor Stephen Hawking, but puts her in the top one per cent of intelligent people in the world.

What am I doing with my life

You go girl 

You motherfucking go

see you did something with your smarts, therefore you and only you are entitled to your opinion

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